Having a bitter moment…
That is all…
I fucking LOVE chubby lads. And I love Gypsies too. So when I saw this bloke at the tea stand at York Car Boot I was in heaven! I saw him earlier sitting on a stool with his legs wide open and big fat belly spilling out the side of his t-shirt and his skin was baby smooth and sun-kissed. He gave me a cheeky wink and I could feel a hard-on growing in my cammos.
He drove a silver Nissan pick-up and looked like one of those poor husbands getting hitched on My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. He had a really shit but horny haircut, a big gold chain round his neck and best of all, a piece of white string to hold up his jeans.
The string wasn’t doing a very good job, thank the Lord!